Every time someone replaces the word “the” for “le”, a puppy explodes and a children’s hospital is burnt to the ground
suddenly, a gigantic cloud of fire rolls over the entirety of paris, the citizens screaming and running in fear. their little french dogs are exploding. hospitals filled with children are burning down, survivors: 0. chaos is wreaking its way through the entire country, havoc in its midst. why? asks the nation. why is this happening to my beautiful country?
“tumblr user ursorum” replies god.
what have I done.