how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
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Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.
AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
mad, impossible, amy pond
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

You know, I’ve seen a lot of Disney Mom “Happy Mother’s Day!” posts going around, but all of them I’ve seen neglected one very important Disney “mom.”
So props to Nani, who - for all her shortcomings - genuinely loved her sister and only wanted the best for her. She had to be a mom because she had no choice, and she did her best… her level best. Even if she got frustrated, even if she got scared.
And in the end? She made it work.
Actually crying.




“The most punk thing I ever did was sneak out of my window to watch a movie at like… 12:30 at night— AM. Um, I— I was such a clean cut kid that, that was probably the worst thing I ever did. I wasn’t very punk rock-n-roll. I listened to a lot of punk music… I went to the Warped Tour a lot, so that’s— that’s not as punk as climbing out of your window and sneaking out of your house. I was caught, of course. And grounded. Not very punk, at all.”



