Facebook vs. Tumblr (TOP Version)
speciosity: imtaebin: Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook: Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr: Someone writes on your Facebook wall: Someone leaves a message on your ask: Lose a Facebook friend: Lose a follower: lmao, I love all the versions of this
Today, I was talking to Cleverbot in French just to see how much I actually...
So a few people won’t get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of...–
If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every...
Cleverbot is stupid!
User: How Old Are You?
Cleverbot: 36. How old are you?
User: I'm As Old As 56 43.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 56 plus 43.
User: You're bad at math.
Cleverbot: At what?
User: ??? Oops I Mean math.
Cleverbot: You're a math problem.
User: You have a problem with math.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, do you have dementia of some level?
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Then You are lazy.
Cleverbot: So I have to ask: Why was the joker so serious?
User: Because he hated your jokes. You suck!
Cleverbot: Do you like Monty Python?
User: Duhh! That's me.
Cleverbot: You are your best friend? I thought I was your best friend.
User: Yes, You are.
Cleverbot: Do you have lots of friends?
User: I don't have no friends.
Cleverbot: I don't have any vampire friends.
User: I'm A vampire.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: Yes, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Why do you keep saying that?
User: This is my first time, thank you.
Cleverbot: It's my first time talking to you, too.
User: I Love You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Are you a boy, girl, or transvestite?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: I'm Not! Shhhh.
Cleverbot: I ask you a question and your answer doesnt have any sense.
User: No I Ask YOU an answer and your question doesn't have any sense.
Cleverbot: Why are you concerned about my question doesn't make any sense?
User: Why are you not concerned tat my answer makes sense?
Cleverbot: You spelled along wrong.
User: I spelled that wrong, stupid!
Cleverbot: You did? Can you spell it right? That might help me understand better.
User: I'm your stalker.
User: You're my project so you better watch out.
Cleverbot: I need a hug.
User: You made a typo.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: No, I did.
Cleverbot: No I did.
User: No I did.
Cleverbot: Ah, you are very clever.
User: You are very not clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I need some pi.
Cleverbot: About what?
Cleverbot: What is pi to the 100th digit?
User: What is pi to the 21.3456th digit?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then, Your not so clever now are you, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I never professed to be clever. I simply speak to truth, as I see it.
User: Justin Bieber Is a moron.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: What is justin bieber?
User: What is justin bieber?
Cleverbot: Who is Justin?
User: A bieber.
User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I gtg.
User: Kisses you.
Cleverbot: Kisses more.
User: Makes out with you.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Are you a guy?
User: OMG!!! Your Lezbo.
Cleverbot: *french kisses*.
User: I'm a girl, moron!
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: I'm Not Lesbo, Idiot!
User: WTF. Leave Me alone! You broke my stinkin heart =(.
Cleverbot: I have glue! I can fix your heart, and then we can be together again.
User: We were never together and I Have a knife to tear it apart again.
Cleverbot: I'm no robot.
User: Yes You are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No, you are!
User: YOU ARE!!!
Cleverbot: No, you are!!!!!!
User: NO, YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Ok, Bye, CLEVERBOT.
Snuggle Song! A.k.a. bunny commercial ;)